So im laying in bed trying to sleep (sorry ladies i was clothed,y'all need to go to church) and this idea hit me like a ton of bricks! Why not design a shirt strictly for BADASSES! so I started thinking what would this shirt look like, what would i call it and how much could i sale it for??? Well after hours of thought here is my business proposal.
1. Every T-shirt has to have at least 3 of the following designs and up to 6! A skull, eagle, sword, demon, gun, dragon, angel of death or a unicorn.
2. We will have a tough name, so everybody knows we mean business. still working on it but maybe "xtreme affliction"
3. We will charge way to much money for the attire, that way only people seriously badass will buy them.
4. I will get Scott Stapp and Fred Durst to wear our gear. With that type of promotion how could we fail.
If your a Badass as I then you can see the benefits of wearing a shirt that warns others of what could happen. heres a little example I came up with
Random punk 1. "Man after all these drinks i wanna pick a fight. you know,kick some arse!!!"
Random punk 2. "sure man but there's only one guy in this bar we should stay away from"
RP1 " who?"
RP2 "the guy with the shirt of a dragon skull stabbing a unicorn, he means business!"
RP3 "your right good call"
Potential investors give me a call
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I think you should just screenprint your "subtle" portrait onto a tshirt! That would cover 3 requirements: unicorn, sword, and angel of death. And everyone would know you mean business when they see that on your chest!
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