Kenny Chesney is a rapist!

of music anyway. I cant decide is Puff Daddy the Kenny Chesney of rap OR is Kenny Chesney the Puff Daddy of country music? they both have brought out the absolute worst of there respective genre's. I guess deciding who is worse is like deciding which S.T.D. you would rather have, in the end its all bad. Kenny if your reading this I dont want to hear bad Jimmy Buffet songs or gimmick "Jerry Maguire" tunes. I want my country to be about dogs, fightin and prison . Puff daddy unlike Tupac,Biggie and Eazy E you are to lame to die. you suck! you cant rap and you aint tough. All my love James

LOOKING FOR INVESTERS

So im laying in bed trying to sleep (sorry ladies i was clothed,y'all need to go to church) and this idea hit me like a ton of bricks! Why not design a shirt strictly for BADASSES! so I started thinking what would this shirt look like, what would i call it and how much could i sale it for??? Well after hours of thought here is my business proposal.

1. Every T-shirt has to have at least 3 of the following designs and up to 6! A skull, eagle, sword, demon, gun, dragon, angel of death or a unicorn.
2. We will have a tough name, so everybody knows we mean business. still working on it but maybe "xtreme affliction"
3. We will charge way to much money for the attire, that way only people seriously badass will buy them.
4. I will get Scott Stapp and Fred Durst to wear our gear. With that type of promotion how could we fail.
If your a Badass as I then you can see the benefits of wearing a shirt that warns others of what could happen. heres a little example I came up with

Random punk 1. "Man after all these drinks i wanna pick a fight. you know,kick some arse!!!"
Random punk 2. "sure man but there's only one guy in this bar we should stay away from"
RP1 " who?"
RP2 "the guy with the shirt of a dragon skull stabbing a unicorn, he means business!"
RP3 "your right good call"

Potential investors give me a call

the top 5 most influential music artists all time

i was thinking about awesome music and i decided to make list of ground breaking innovators.


5.Limp Bizkit. The world hasn't seen a visionary like this since the likes of Martin Luther King.Lyrical genius Fred Durst ask the question"what do you get when you combine bad rapping skills with amatuerish heavy metal?" nothing but gold baby!!!

4.Baha Men. "who let the dogs out?" need i say more? when you debut with a song like that why would you need another hit???

3. Ace of Base there is not a day that goes by that I don't listen to "I saw the sign". As time goes on I think people will categorize the question "where were you when you first heard "the sign" with "where were you when you heard JFK was assassinated" I have goosebumps right now...

2. Busta Rhymes I cant understand a word he says but I love it!

1.CREED! If jesus wanted to join a band he would beg to join Creed, Scott Stapp might let him join IF he shaves his chest and wears a shell necklace! If I was in jail I wish I could bunk with THE SCOTT, we could stay up writing awesome songs together and i could brush his hair.I was thinking the other day about CREED and I decided the only way you could improve the band would be dropping the rest of the band to focus on Scott. God must have been listening because now Scott Stapp is a solo artist!! praise God

by request only

I call it "SUBTLE". I was looking for a way to surprise Kristi with a gift that was beyond the usual jewelry and roses that I normally lavish her with, so I had a accurate portrait of me made to give the lil'lady something to hang over the ol'mantle. Was she excited?? beyond words my friends beyond words...

Random facts about James

1. I once stabbed a tiger,he started it!, but i let him live after all he is on the endangered species list.

2. On a small island off the coast of Yemen there is village named Jamestown with a statue in my honor (dont ask long story). Legend has it kids take there ill kittens to base of the Statue and it heals them. People ask "does your statue really heal?" well i cant answer that for sure but stranger things happen...

3. "bloodsport" was loosely based on my biography.

EL'Preggo Wifo denies awesome.

so my baby mama has put her foot down on my ideas for "lil awesome's" name.

"Jennings Cash Wren" whats not to love???

NO on "Doug Stone Wren"!!! this was my fall back name! i thought this was a compromise!!!

so after hours of debate we agreed on "Jamin Cash", I must admit its growing on me.

So as I sit and reflect on how she could reject such a obviously glorious name, the only thing i can figure is that maybe she doesnt want to put such grand expectations on the shoulders of a small boy??? Dont worry little lady he's my son of course he's gonna be awesome.

LIFE IS HARD....

today i was getting stressed at work at some of my employees. I had to take a step back and ask myself a question, I said aloud "James! (real loud) does Chad Kroeger of Nickelback yell at his bandmates when they miss a beat or does he patiently correct them and lead towards a awesome new hit" i knew the answer. this shepard led his sheep to victory....